Sausage Mahoney (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} willyspankit) wrote,@ 2006-05-05 01:23:00 |
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Stephen Colbert is my new hero
Not direct quotes but close:
"People criticize the Bush administration's staff changes as if they're 'rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic'. I disagree. I think this administration is SOARING! They're rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg!"
"You reporters go spend time with your families. Write that novel you've always wanted to write. You know, the one about the fearless reporter who tries to stand up against the administration. You know... Fiction."
All of this was said on C-SPAN in the presence of Dubya himself and hundreds of reporters (and Lawrence Fishburne). It was for the White House Correspondent's Dinner, which turned out to be more like a Friar's Club Roast of George W. Bush. If you haven't seen it yet, find it. It's on torrentspy.com
Not direct quotes but close:
"People criticize the Bush administration's staff changes as if they're 'rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic'. I disagree. I think this administration is SOARING! They're rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg!"
"You reporters go spend time with your families. Write that novel you've always wanted to write. You know, the one about the fearless reporter who tries to stand up against the administration. You know... Fiction."
All of this was said on C-SPAN in the presence of Dubya himself and hundreds of reporters (and Lawrence Fishburne). It was for the White House Correspondent's Dinner, which turned out to be more like a Friar's Club Roast of George W. Bush. If you haven't seen it yet, find it. It's on torrentspy.com
